Poetry - Bump in my Ear

I have a bump in my ear

A little bump in my right ear
That’s left to you

My bump is special

I have had it for 23 days

And it hasn’t changed


I saw a doctor in Toronto

And she said

“You have a bump in your ear”
I said “I know”


I saw an acupuncturist in Mississauga

And she said
“You have a bump in your ear”
I said “I know”


Then I saw an old old man on a bus
“You have a bump in your ear

Any hair growing out of it?”

“No” I said

“Then you’re fine"